Dear girl on the bus,
I may not be 5’10 like you, but that doesn’t make me short, or as you so nicely put it, a ‘midget.’
If you hadn’t realised, the average height of females in Australia is 5’4, so at almost 5’8, I’m already pretty damn tall, especially for an asian with a short mummy. I may not be as tall as you, but I’m still taller than around 94.95% of the female population and around 80% of my male friends, and still tall enough to get dizzy when I stand up too fast, and inevitably always hit my head on the top of public transport. 
Regards,
The midget on the bus who accidentally stepped on your foot.  

Gee thanks, Monash. Just give me an assignment worth 50% of my overall education grade, and give me only a week to do it, and assign me partners who don’t understand the concept of Group Work. 

I’m going to be so dead when I wake up later today. LOLJK, WHAT IS THIS SLEEP YOU SPEAK OF?!